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One of the Guilds.. err.. "Fleets" in Star Trek Online is U.S.S. Starchaser (or ShutUpRahhmi, ussStarchaser, Waluigi's Taco Stand, send n00dz, Slamek's Massage Parlour, Free Ice Cream, Your Ad Here, Sarah Visi Fanservice, Misao Rule 34.247, Forhidden Angles etc.) Characterizing itself as "A crew", Starchaser formed in response to stuck-up roleplayers telling it's members that they "roleplayed wrong". Choosing not to spend their time sulking while staring longingly into their Tea, Starchaser's "crew" presented depictions of rank-and-file under Captain Rank, cohesive teamwork, battle capability and a system of structure that the so-called VA's simply couldn't match.
Often when conduct was called into question, the Starchasers would begin asking simple questions a ship captain in Starfleet should know like what a "Captain of the Boat" or "quartermaster" does or most importantly, why many of the doors on the ship are marked "Head". When greeted with a "huh?!", the roleplayer was often called out for being an undine spy, and weapons were discharged at said person until they ragequit after screaming about trolls and breaking character completely. The Starchasers remained in character as the undine spies were defeated.
Featuring a bunch of semi-talented or absolutely terrible graphic artists, screenshot takers, and wannabe-creative sarcastic people, Starchaser's self-aware satire of the STO playerbase has continued since just after FreeToPlay to the current norm where they continue doing everything the opposite of most players. Mocking the use of Grinding, Money Sinks, and general low-end systems as well as parody "recruiting" messages in zone chat which mention not wanting new players, or it's "come and go as you please" roster, Starchaser does things a little backwards and continues exactly for that reason.
There are Three Main things to note when attempting to join ussStarchaser
- ussStarchaser is not now, nor has it ever been recruiting.
- We don't want you, and you aren't interesting enough.
- if accepted, you'll be kicked soon. Get out, It was an accident!
- Yeah we have a Discord, you aren't allowed in there.
- These aren't the "Three things".
- Rahhmi is hungry right now ='(
- Shut up Scott, No one likes you!
- Traarbot Owns this Fleet. he bought it from DrunkRahhmi for 2 bits.
- The sign on the wall tells you everything you need to know.
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